Welcome to my blog, beautiful people.
Here I shall blog about things that interest me. You know - chrome, velvet, abdominal muscles, tanning, sartorialism, and pool boys.
For our first segment, (see, I'm already good at this whole 'film' business) let's have a Q&A. Ask me anything. I think I have a lot of useful advice to bequeath to the beautiful people of this world... Like how to remove tanning lotion from leather harnesses.
So, ask away. Email me. I dare you.
